Friday, July 31, 2009

Who does he think he is?

My husband is cheating on me. With the girl from my favorite reality TV show. All to get just a few minutes of fame. Jaron, don't you know that everyone knows you are married with a child and another one on the way? Get OFF of the TV! You are making a fool out of yourself. The fact that both you and Ed are 29 years old, Chicago Cubs fans, and like to wear "man-kini's" cannot be a mere coincidence.

Jill, I'll forgive you because you probably didn't know the truth before you fell in love with him. But he's MINE and you can't have him. Sorry. Good news though...Reed is outside your door hoping once again that maybe, you have had a change of heart and really DO want to marry him. So I say, Go for it! There is no need to live your life alone.

Jaron, get your a** home. The lawn needs to be mowed.


(Ed from ABC's The Bachelorette, 2009)

(Jaron, with his FAMILY...hint, hint, Jill)

5 comments:

Davis Family said...

How funny! He totally looks like Ed! I never thought that before while watching the Bachelorette! I do however like the name Jaron better then Ed though! :)

I was hoping that I would be able to come down from Cali to go to Landon's wedding next weekend but It is not going to work out! :( I was really hoping to be able to see you and your cute belly! I will be in St. George for the reunion at Grans in Sept. though! You guys? Hope your doing good and I am so excited you are having a boy! Yeah! :)

C Ya!

Tammy said...

Oh my gosh! They could be twins!

Unknown said...

Too funny Boo! What i really wanna know tho is...did Jaron ever come home to mow the lawn??

Melissa said...

LOL! That's hilarious! There really is a strong resemblance!

Hope are you doing well!

Anonymous said...

LOL I love this :)